Love Jokes

Married life is full of excitement :
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

"God," said Adam, "Why did you make Eve so beautiful?" 
"So you would love her." 
"But why did you make her so dumb?" 
"So she would love you." 

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.Bernie looked at Morris and remarked," That is really nice. After all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names."Morris hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."

1St Person: Why is your face all scratched?
2nd Person: My girlfriend said it with flower.
1st Person: How Romantic.
2nd Person: Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses!

Q.What would it take to get you to kiss me?
A. An Anaesthetic.

Husband: We have been married five years and haven't agreed on a thing.
Wife: You are wrong again. It has been six years.

Why do men like love at first sight ?
Answer from a Female : It saves them a lot of time !
Answer from a Male : Love will vanish when she open her mouth ! 

If you never want to see a man...
If you never want to see a man again, just say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." !

TRUE LOVE 
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.